subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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“I drank until you weren’t real.” — Six Word Story (#12)

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