Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.